27.7.09

A Funny Thing Happened on the Way to Work Today


My name is John. I am married to an elderly person. Her name is Sharon. I am 65 years old and I work for an ice cream company. I have an ice cream truck and go around selling ice creams to children, or anyone who wants them.

One day, I was driving to Plynlimon to sell ice creams and I crashed into another car. As I was driving down the road one of the wheels of my truck fell off. I was ok but every ice cream cone in the truck broke into tiny pieces. I got fired for this because I had not checked the truck before I started that day.

So now I am unemployed and have very little money. I am always looking for good things to happen, so I bought a lotto ticket, and guess what. I lost.

Now I have no money an my elderly wife has left me.......

What will I do now? Live on the streets?

1 comment:

  1. Ben that was hilarious. i like the part when he looses the lotto.It was so funny. :)
    Tom

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